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PityPityBangBang@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

In a world where all can be delivered a wayward spouse/parent still has "going to buy cigarettes" and "getting gas for the car" as excuses to never come back.

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In a world where all can be delivered a wayward spouse/parent still has "going to buy cigarettes" and "getting gas for the car" as excuses to never come back.

PityPityBangBang@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    21 hours ago

    Just have DoorDash bring your dad back. 🤷‍♂️

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    I am actually amazed that you can get gas and cigarettes delivered.

    I figured cigarettes were considered a controlled substance. I guess tow truck drivers sort of deliver gas. Is there another service that does?

    On your main question, yes. I still go to the store for groceries and gas. I guess I am the anomaly on that but I got sick of bad veggies, crushed bread and missed items from the delivery service.

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      Where I live you can’t get neither petrol nor cigarettes delivered. Although I hadn’t considered a tow truck as gas delivery before that is a good one.

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        Ouch

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    brb gotta go get a gallon of milk

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    We live in a society where men can abandon their families every day and nobody bats an eye; it’s all part of the plan. But let one woman do the same and everybody looses their minds.

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      Ouch

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      The speech he gave in Mordor. A classic

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