Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square259fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheEntity@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoBut you can poop only once every 3 days.
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThat’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
minus-squareMaximilious@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoAn annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.
minus-squareLells@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years ago… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
I’m happy
But you can poop only once every 3 days.
That’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
You die immediately after this
But only until you sober up.
Ok that was dark.
An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.
… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.