Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square259fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·2 years agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareCrabhands@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
minus-squareGazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede