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minus-squarePrandom_returns@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·27 days agoI cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.
minus-squareouch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·27 days agoFun fact, gut bacteria continue living for a while after the host is dead. So the last fart will be posthumous.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·26 days agoDo you think they mourn our passing?
minus-squarePillBugTheGreat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·26 days agoThey mourn by passing
minus-squareCleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·26 days agoThey mourn our passing with gas passing
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days ago(mournful pffft squeaaaak noises)
I cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.
Fun fact, gut bacteria continue living for a while after the host is dead. So the last fart will be posthumous.
Do you think they mourn our passing?
They mourn by passing
They mourn our passing with gas passing
(mournful pffft squeaaaak noises)