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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago

Anon tries to break the ice

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Anon tries to break the ice

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago
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  • xkbx@startrek.website
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    I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      Ooh, I thought that was the joke! He meant that autistic people should stop speaking altogether?

      • jdr@lemmy.ml
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        We should though

  • Boingboing_r@lemmy.world
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    Once asked a girl what the orange ribbon on her jacket signified. She said domestic violence. I asked for or against? Sometimes I should just not be allowed to speak.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      The ‘against’ ribbon is orange. The ‘For’ ribbon is black and blue.

      • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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        I saw a black and blue ribbon once. Everyone piled on me shouting that it is actually white and gold.

        • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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          I heard Zanny.

      • x00z@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was red white and blue.

      • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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        Either that or a police badge

      • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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      That’s not so bad. If you want to filter out people who don’t share your dark sense of humour, it could work

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  • HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Self-aware enough to realize he’s getting checked out, 8/10… Imma press X to doubt.

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      I think he means she’s processing his items at the cash register

      • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes, that’s the joke

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Isn’t autism speaks the one that wants to ““cure”” autism?

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      👏 bingo I’d actually rather them not speak at all as well

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      wtf

  • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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    At one of my old jobs (which handled owning malls (I worked on the websites)), one of the locations would hold an event with Autism Speaks; during a meeting, someone mentioned that we needed to get the campaign advertisements on the site for one of their upcoming events.

    At the mention of “Autism Speaks”, I reflexively went, “Ew.” Only dawned on me, after the fact, that it probably looked to the rest of my coworkers like I was ridiculously immature about and ablist towards autistic people.

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    This greentext is fake and gay! (happy pride month btw)

    What really happened is that Anon misinterpreted the cashier’s facial expression because they are autistic. Upon hearing Anon‘s quirky statement, she actually replied:

    “I’m deeply sorry for not directly recognizing you as the CEO of Autism®, would you like to take a look at our selection of sandbox factory building and farming simulators? We also might still have a few copies of uhhh…Sonic??”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Isn’t Autism Speaks that shitty org that actually does a lot of harm?

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