Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square259fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoThe ability to talk to animals
minus-squareJohandea@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoYour already can talk to animals. We all understand you.
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoBut only about collecting stamps.
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoYou can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
minus-square1st@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoYou can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds… and you can’t shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoImagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling “I’M SO FUCKING HORNY!”.
minus-squareskillissuer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoyou can talk to animals, but they don’t want to (they are very prejudiced)
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoYou can talk to them but they can’t understand you.
minus-squareRexKev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 years agoEverytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.
The ability to talk to animals
Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.
But only about collecting stamps.
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds… and you can’t shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
Imagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling “I’M SO FUCKING HORNY!”.
you can talk to animals, but they don’t want to (they are very prejudiced)
You can talk to them but they can’t understand you.
This is just reality
Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.