This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
That Mariah Carey Christmas song every single retail worker hates
It would be irresponsible not to.
the traditional “birthday song”.
Either the British or American national anthems, they’re both pretentious as fuck and it’d be kinda interesting to see if something like that has knock on effects down the line.
I’d say the American one because as a British person, I haven’t sung ours once in my entire life but Americans seem to sing theirs for everything.
The goddamn Macarena.
Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:
- Cotton Eye Joe
- Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
- Danza Kuduro
The second song is “I Gotta Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwdrtwZiQ9E
Bird is the word, fuck that song and on a similar note, fuck Peter Griffin.
Rule Brittania would be a good one to rid history of.
The Chicken Dance.
You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna get rolled again
Happy Birthday, just because it’ll be interesting to see what we all choose to do instead of singing that song.
It’ll be just like movies and TV shows for the 80 years that Warner/Chappell music claimed they owned the rights. Most of them will probably be variations of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”
The whole of The Ramones catalogue. Basically just one song split into parts.
Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.
You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!
You’re evil lol.
Entry of the Gladiators
If that song had never existed
Which military march would get turned into clown music?
Pachelbel’s canon in D for reasons explained here
Freebird. It’s the audio equivalent of Hookworm.