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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon disturbs the Force

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Anon disturbs the Force

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Ahaha

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        https://youtu.be/Ox93IwDZB3s

        • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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          I love subtle edits like this

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just because we didn’t see it on camera doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Anon probably thinks Darth Maul is dead, too.

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      To be fair, considering how many times he’s been killed he has to be dead by now

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        Well. He is dead.

        We saw his death, a few times.

        Then we saw his real death.

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          That’s it, then? Any argument for him being alive doesn’t have a leg to stand on?

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            I’m not sure what argument there would be, especially cuz he had none of his own to stand on at that point.

            but I mean, who knows, somehow palp returned …

          • Hupf@feddit.org
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            'tis but a scratch

  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    The funny part is, 4chan might be one of the few places where these kind of shots fired are accurate.

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      deleted by creator

      • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        True.

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      Lemmy too.

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don’t know if there’s been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.

        Hopefully y’all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.

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          We’ve fucked. It may have been a while, it might not have been particularly good; but we did make a sex.

          Incidentally a plurality of users are trans/nb, furries and/or anarchist. Trust me.

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          most users are older than their late 30s

          I think you’re slightly overestimating there. We ran a survey on Feddit.dk and the average age was 34, median 32. So more like early 30s or late 20s

          Of course Feddit.dk may not be representative for the whole fediverse.

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          That would be a fun poll to view.

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    Jedi kill the other ones left and right, pretty much on autopilot while having a conversation. Whenever these guys show up, they at least take them seriously.

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    I’m sure they got tons of kills. Just not the plot armour jedi

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    Intelligent design is a lie

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    It’s not technically necessary to fuck somebody too have offspring. Some of the most successful breeders are sperm donors.

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