fake: anons have gfs

gay: anons jerk off to each other’s nudes

fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me

gay: camping

Uhh, that kind of just sounds like a convoluted excuse to look at pictures of OP and play it off like there is some valid reason why the rest makes any sense…

“Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”